The West of Scotland truly has the best patter, and this is no better exemplified than in what we choose to call our businesses.The West of Scotland truly has the best patter, and this is no better exemplified than in what we choose to call our businesses.
The West of Scotland truly has the best patter, and this is no better exemplified than in what we choose to call our businesses. | Contributed

Top 15 funniest pun names for shops and businesses in and around Glasgow - from The Codfather to Florist Gump

Shop signs and businesses names that will raise a chuckle if you pass them on the street!

In Glasgow there’s hundreds of top-class takeaways, hairdressers, and other shops - so what better way to make your business stand-out than giving it a funny and memorable name?

From Florist Gump to Bacchialdi’s - an Italian restaurant found round the back of Aldi’s - there’s many examples in the West of Scotland.

We all like to think Glasgow has the best patter - but with the amount of Airdrie representation on the list you might think that to get a business in the town you have to make the planning application panel a laugh.

Here’s our list of the 15 funniest pun names in and around Glasgow! Know any that are funnier? Let us know in the comments!

We all like to think Glasgow has the best patter - but with the amount of Airdrie representation on the list you might think that to get a business in the town you have to make the planning application panel a laugh.

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