In Glasgow there’s hundreds of top-class takeaways, hairdressers, and other shops - so what better way to make your business stand-out than giving it a funny and memorable name?
From Florist Gump to Bacchialdi’s - an Italian restaurant found round the back of Aldi’s - there’s many examples in the West of Scotland.
We all like to think Glasgow has the best patter - but with the amount of Airdrie representation on the list you might think that to get a business in the town you have to make the planning application panel a laugh.
Here’s our list of the 15 funniest pun names in and around Glasgow! Know any that are funnier? Let us know in the comments!
We all like to think Glasgow has the best patter - but with the amount of Airdrie representation on the list you might think that to get a business in the town you have to make the planning application panel a laugh.
![A reference to the popular 1992 comedy starring Mike Myers and Dana Carvey. This kid’s clothing store is totally excellent.](https://www.thestar.co.uk/webimg/b25lY21zOjA5Nzk5MDE2LTA4NmQtNDI3Yi1hMTU4LWFmZjAyMTAzMDNjYjo4NzZjNWM3Mi1lZGE4LTRhZTQtYWUxMy01YTQ2MGZmZWNlNDk=.jpg?crop=3:2&trim=&width=800)
9. Weans World, Airdrie
A reference to the popular 1992 comedy starring Mike Myers and Dana Carvey. This kid’s clothing store is totally excellent.Photo: via Glasgow Live
![Pun-tastic independent Glaswegian domestic cleaners who will be 'thoroughly disappointed' if you don't choose them.](https://www.thestar.co.uk/webimg/b25lY21zOjM5NjM2NDhmLTY4YzgtNDI5NC1iMDIzLTU1NzMwOTc4ZmU4ODo2ODQwNmJjYS05MGU4LTRlM2YtODE2Yy03YjA5YWU0YjJjODc=.jpg?crop=3:2&trim=&width=762)
10. Heavy Gutted, Glasgow
Pun-tastic independent Glaswegian domestic cleaners who will be 'thoroughly disappointed' if you don't choose them.Photo: Facebook.com/heavygutted
![This grooming service for pets can be found in Glasgow and we’re paw-sitive that you’d love their services.](https://www.thestar.co.uk/webimg/b25lY21zOjRlMmVmNDg1LTljMWMtNDY0NS1iNTNjLTgyYzMwYjUwYjk2NjpjYmI4NzZjMS1lMzgxLTRhNDItOWQyOS00NDg4ODAxMzU2YWQ=.jpg?crop=3:2&trim=&width=800)
11. Pawcasso, Anniesland
This grooming service for pets can be found in Glasgow and we’re paw-sitive that you’d love their services.Photo: Submitted Photo
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12. Bonnie Tilers, Glasgow
Have you got problems with your roof tiles? Are you holding out for a hero? This tiler is here to help.Photo: via Paul Dempsey